Compulsive Behavior, Humor, Marriage, Uncategorized

The Paper Cut

Married for about three months, Ken and I allowed the stress to rise as we packed for a trip to Kansas. Between Ken’s compulsive need to pack everything neatly rolled and lined strategically in each suitcase and my strong desire to organize and complete the task before I died of old age, the loading of the car was a major challenge. Although I am a tough, independent woman, I allowed him to refuse the use of my garment bag the previous trip; so I fussed as I folded my clothes with the knowledge they would be hopelessly wrinkled at our destination.

Weary from our struggle over clothes and luggage, we had a difficult first day on the road.

Our first hotel morning I woke up to find Ken on the edge of the bed. He said, “I think I need to see a doctor.”

I immediately thought of chest pains or a stroke. Should I call 9-1-1 and ask questions later?

Ken continued, “I cannot sleep.”

Relieved that we were not calling 9-1-1, I asked why he could not sleep. I have accused him having the princess(prince)-with-a-pea-under-her(his)-mattress syndrome.

Ken said he had a paper cut from opening the mail he had picked up from his daughter.

I began to giggle.

Then he said, “I was up looking through the toiletries bag for anti-itch cream and antibiotic ointment….”

Now my laughter is rocking the bed.

He adds, “…and I could not find the bandages.”

I made the snorting noise that embarrassed me. I am out of control.

Finally, to make his misery more clear to me, he says, “And you did not help by getting out of bed to walk off the leg cramp.”

“I drove eleven hours yesterday,” I defend myself through tears and laughter.

He has the last word, “Well, my throat is sore because I talked for eleven hours yesterday!”

God help me, I love this retired LtC and his good, compulsive heart. Just call me Mrs. Monk.

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